Played on the The Breakfast Show .
Mark: Baby, Baby, Baby, So you think I've got a spotty face, Well I'll tell you honey, You should see my arse, You should see my arse, My acned cheeks are a bloody disgrace but I ain't that worried, And I don't know why, And I don't know why, no more, no no, M&L: So come on squeeze me boils, Apply soothing oils, Watch me piles, piles, piles, Watch my piles, piles, piles, So come on squeeze me pimples, Get the blackheads out me dimples, Watching piles, piles, piles, My haemorrhoids, my nobby styles, oh. M: So you say I've got a weakened behind, And I've paid good money, At the chemist's till, For some Clearasil, But when we bump and grind you have to remind me, That the source is still runny, And I don't know why, And I don't know why, No more, no no, M&L: So come on squeeze me boils, Apply soothing oils, Watch me piles, piles, piles, Watch me piles, piles, piles, So come on squeeze me please, Rub firmly in me crease, Watch me piles, piles, piles, My haemorrhoids, my nobby styles, (Talking Bit) M: Guitar solo our kid, L: Shut up I'm concentrating, M: Hey have you called my Mam lately, L: You're and my mam, M: It's the same mam you divot, init, L: I thought they looked similar. M: Is there anything else, is there anymore choruses or can I go? L: You can go now our kid, M: Right I'm off, see ya, L: See ya in a bit, M: Nice one.
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