SongBookSingle Bloke

by Flush

Based on Single Girl by Lush

Single Bloke, I don`t wanna be a single bloke,
I wouldn`t mind mind a lover,
And I`m looking forward to a very nice poke   ...ahontas video
Don`t want a hand shandy on my own again tonight,
And I refuse to wear to wear those crotchless tights.

Single Bloke, I don`t wanna be a single bloke,
I haven`t had a snog since that central heating engineer from stoke,
Didn`t know his name but we had a bloody good night,
I Stoked up his boiler and lit his pilot light.

Single Bloke, I don`t wanna be a single bloke,
I`m so desperate I could do it with an artichoke,
Scrawn you know artichokes no substitute for a hairy crack,
Well blumin` heck, suppose I`ll have to have that fat tosser back,

Single Bloke, I don`t wanna be a single bloke.

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