Lardy Boy

by Gazebo

based on Nancy Boy by Placebo

Played on the first week of The Breakfast Show (21/2/97).

Mark: Alcoholic, nice and rude,
      In his undies and his shoes,
      Cruising for a piece of fun,
Lard: Get to Bed! Ho Ho! Bu Bum!
M:    Different Partner every night,
      All fat biffas talking s****,
      Making gas,
      What a great big Lardy ass,
      And he always breaks wind in our four poster,
      Using his bum cakes as a toaster,
      Pain in the arse, making a pot of tee..hee,
L:    Fancy A Brew?
M:    Kind of stench that lasts for days,
      Need some help from deodorant sprays,
      Drops a bad un` (Farty Noise) ship ahoy,
      Just another Lardy Boy,
      And his catchphrases are inane and brain dead,
L:    That`s the Bunny! Get Out Of Bed!
M:    Quality items? I wouldn`t have thought so..ho,
      His appeal is hardly universal,
      He video-tapes bra commercials,
      How in the world did he ever get on the Breakfast Show?..ho,
L:    That`s the Bunny, Ay up our kid, Ho Ho, Oh Cobblers,
      Cod Fish Battered Balls.
      (fart)

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