Horny

by The Indecipherable Boys

based on Horny by Moose T feat. Hot N Juicy

First played on 15th September 1998. The words in square brackets were bleeped out but I've put in what I think goes there. The other bleeped out words can be left up to your imagination. This song is a fair bit different from their other ones. Most of the other songs just contained a lot of innuendo, this one is plain pornographic. In Mark's own words, "We have had to bleep the odd word".

[David Bowie erection sound effect] x 2

Mark: You got me horny in the morning, I am very [stiff], 
Lard: And I also have a very large [erection] Mark,
M:    Yes, And my [testicles] feel tight and full of s**** you know,
L:    Well let's go out and try to bag a bit of top flight ?****

M:    I'm horny, horny horny horny,
      My p**** is engorged with [blood].
L:    I'd like to e******** into a v*****
M&L:  Cos We're horny, horny horny horny tonight.

M:    You got me horny, I would really love to have some [sex],
L:    I would also like to engage in o*** s** with some girls,
M:    Yes that's a good idea,
      I'd like to [tongue] a s*** myself,
L:    And perhaps finish off with a bout of a*** our kid.

M:    I'm horny, horny horny horny,
      I'd like to engage in all manors of s***** ********
L:    I'd like to s***** your c*** with my finger.
M&L:  Cos We're horny, horny horny horny tonight.

M:    Yes-as-you've-probably-realised, I am very horny,
      I'd like to ********* over a large pair of m*******
L:    And being bisexual I'm not adverse to [testicles]

M&L:  We're horny, horny horny horny tonight,
      Yes We're horny, horny horny horny tonight,
      Yes We're horny, horny horny horny toniiiiight.

[David Bowie erection sound effect]