First played on 15th September 1998. The words in square brackets were bleeped out but I've put in what I think goes there. The other bleeped out words can be left up to your imagination. This song is a fair bit different from their other ones. Most of the other songs just contained a lot of innuendo, this one is plain pornographic. In Mark's own words, "We have had to bleep the odd word".
[David Bowie erection sound effect] x 2 Mark: You got me horny in the morning, I am very [stiff], Lard: And I also have a very large [erection] Mark, M: Yes, And my [testicles] feel tight and full of s**** you know, L: Well let's go out and try to bag a bit of top flight ?**** M: I'm horny, horny horny horny, My p**** is engorged with [blood]. L: I'd like to e******** into a v***** M&L: Cos We're horny, horny horny horny tonight. M: You got me horny, I would really love to have some [sex], L: I would also like to engage in o*** s** with some girls, M: Yes that's a good idea, I'd like to [tongue] a s*** myself, L: And perhaps finish off with a bout of a*** our kid. M: I'm horny, horny horny horny, I'd like to engage in all manors of s***** ******** L: I'd like to s***** your c*** with my finger. M&L: Cos We're horny, horny horny horny tonight. M: Yes-as-you've-probably-realised, I am very horny, I'd like to ********* over a large pair of m******* L: And being bisexual I'm not adverse to [testicles] M&L: We're horny, horny horny horny tonight, Yes We're horny, horny horny horny tonight, Yes We're horny, horny horny horny toniiiiight. [David Bowie erection sound effect]
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