SongBookFeel Like Shite

by Doofergrass

Based on Alright by SuperGrass

We are old, We are cheap,
Take our teeth out when we sleep
Got no friends, Bad Eyesight
Feel like shite.

We stop in, We do nowt,
Stroke the cat, Put it out
Smoke a pipe, if we like
Feel like shite.

Do we like Stew ?
We can`t be sure,
We have soup,
But no teeth,
We suck up through a straw.

Cos we are old, We`re clapped out,
Were infirm, mope about,
Smell of wee, support tights,
Feel like shite.

(Crap guitar solo, probably by Lard)
Ooh ooh, wah ooh wah etc.

This song is featured on The Worst... Album in the World... ever... ever! by The Shirehorses. For more Shirehorses information go to our Shirehorses page.


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