West Country Boy

by The Charlie Twins

based on North Country Boy by The Charlatons

Played on the The Breakfast Show .

Mark: Hey, country boy,
      Reap some hay, country boy.
      What are you swearing at, i'll f****** give you that.
      You lads are all the same,
      Aye, yer bloody lazy! 
      You drive me chuffin' crazy!

      Now what are you winking at, you know i'm not like that,
      Keep your mind on cutting grass and off my hairy ass,
Lard: You're a naughty bleeder, 
      But I need ya,
      And I loves ya just the same.

      How many times must a young lad beg,
      To get his hands on your middle leg.
      You're my kind of guy you're a big strapping laddy,
      Let me take you home and play mummies and daddies,
M:    Sod off sunny I'm not that way, 
      But you are a West Country Boy

      Put your hands on, put your hands on
      Go on I dares ya, ooh-arr
      Put your hands on, put your hands on

      Hey Country Boy, what are you staring at, 
      You randy little t***
      Keep your mind on cutting hegde,
      And off my meat and two veg.

L:    Lie with me on this hillock, 
      You're a pillock, 
      But I loves ya just that same.

      How many times must a young lad beg,
      To get his hands on your middle leg.
      You're my kind of guy you're a big strapping laddy,
      Let me take you home and play mummies and daddies
M:    Shut up sunny I'm not that way, 
      But you are a West Country Boy

Thanks very much to Mathew Meadmore for sending this in.

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