SongBookA Girl Like You (Hiya)

by Edwyn Bobbins

Based on A Girl Like You by Edwin Collins

I`ve never known a girl like you before,
Your arse is hairy and a little raw,
Here you come a-knock knocking on my door,
Use the bell you silly cow I`ve told you before.
     (Guitar Solo - Probally by Lard)

Had a big snog and now I want more (Slurpy mouth noises),
Now my gums are bleeding and my chin`s red raw,
Do you have to sport that bushy beard on your jaw ?
But I`ve never met a girl like you before.
     (Another guitar solo)

You went out and bought a kitchen devil for me,
we took it on a picnic to southend on sea,
Did you have to coat your testicles in Dairylea ?
And how long have you had cobblers in lingerie ?
And I`ve never met a girl like you before.

This song is featured on The Worst... Album in the World... ever... ever! by The Shirehorses. For more Shirehorses information go to our Shirehorses page.

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