I`ve never known a girl like you before, Your arse is hairy and a little raw, Here you come a-knock knocking on my door, Use the bell you silly cow I`ve told you before. (Guitar Solo - Probally by Lard) Had a big snog and now I want more (Slurpy mouth noises), Now my gums are bleeding and my chin`s red raw, Do you have to sport that bushy beard on your jaw ? But I`ve never met a girl like you before. (Another guitar solo) You went out and bought a kitchen devil for me, we took it on a picnic to southend on sea, Did you have to coat your testicles in Dairylea ? And how long have you had cobblers in lingerie ? And I`ve never met a girl like you before.
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