Everyone Gets Wind

Based on The Everybody Hurts by REM

There are burping and Lard's hand fart noises at regular intervals throughout the song.

Mark: When the, When the night is young,
      And gas is building up,
      And you want a snog,
      And you would't mind a f***,
      No such luck,

      Cos everyone gets wind,
      And everybody burps,
      Sometimes.