This tune is from The Shirehorses album.
Lard: One two three four,
Eh Oh, Where's Joe?
Eh Oh, Where's Joe?
Eh Oh, Where's Joe?
Eh Oh, Where's Joe?
Mark: He's not in the kitchen,
He's not in the khazi,
He's not in the morning room,
Both: Joe's f**** off,
Mark: He's not in the garden,
Or in the bedroom with a hard on,
Ooh I beg your pardon,
Both: Joe's f**** off,
Lard: Eh Oh, Where's Joe? Orh, Flipin heck,
[Tune changes]
Lard: One two three four,
Mark: Sheena Easton (Punk Rocker),
Sheena Easton (Punk Rocker),
Sheena Easton (Punk Rocker) now-ow,
Sheena Easton (Punk Rocker),
Sheena Easton (Punk Rocker),
Sheena Easton (Punk Rocker) now-ow,
Punk rocker now,
Pardon?
Lard: One two three four.
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