A bag of chips and a pint of mild, Oo that`s nice. A cuppa tea and a vanilla slice, Oooh bloody `ell that`s nice. Sleeveless cardy and a pair of slacks, Eh that`s nice. A Citroen Xantia, Two air bags, Oooh, That`s nice, Here you are our kid,Wha`d`ya think of that then? (noise of zip being unzipped followed by a heavy thud) That`s nice. Look What happens if you tickle it a bit. (David Bowie`s Erection Springy noise) Blimey, that`s nice! Bend over our kid I`ll drive, Oorh that`s a bit painful actually. By the way your sister called this morning She`s had a baby boy. Hey, that`s nice. Nice to meet yer, Yeah, nice to meet you mate. Er, I wouldn`t want to be yer, You cheeky c***. South American grapefruit and a tub of Marge, Now, What, That`s nice, Yeah. Get it well coated, have the time of your life, Oorh bloody `ell, I bet that hurts. Give it a minute, out it comes. (pop sound) Bloody hell, that`s disgusting, Pass the sugar, would you like a slice ? Ah, go on then that looks nice.
N.B. Two voices are used but they were both done by Mark as Lard was
Second Voice is in Italics.
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