The original tune can be found on the Romeo and Juliet soundtrack.
Mark: A lump of La-Lard, Say you'll heard the goats, This town is Swinton you know, In this town in a Winter coat, Those nipple rings, And nappy nose, A lump of Lard, Made a cross-may pie, There was a fire at our house, Lard had left the chip pan on, the lunatic, Covered it over with a wet tea towel, Phew, Little Lard. Mark: No more Both: Chip suppers for Lardy boy, He's drunk my Mums Benedictine that she got got in Melaner, We're off down to the pub to play dominos, Phew, Little Lard.
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