Country Spouse

by Blurb

based on Country House by Blur

As featured on Our Kid Eh by The Shirehorses
Bloomin� �eck! What�s going on now with him?
My Wife�s got three chins!

City fella
I hate Paul Weller
I thought to myself, �Whoops, my wife�s a little tubby.�
Stuffing her fat face continually.

She�s been to the clinic
But her heart�s not in it
Curry and Rice, an apple slice in a minute
Caught in a nightmare of pie and peas

Oh I�m Jack Spratt
She�s so fat

I live with me spouse
My very big spouse in the country
Necking gravy chips and peas
That�s the food she eats In the country

She drinks a gallon of pils
But the weight she spills in the country
Have a ham and pickle balm
That�ll keep her calm in the country

Scoffing Knickerbocker Glory
She�ll always ignore me
Feeding her face whilst watching Jackanory
Downing her order, a mug of tea

Sitting on the sh***er
Whilst knocking back bitter
She needs a helping hand, I�d better go and get her
Oh, what a case of obesity

Yes, and how
She�s a lardy arsed cow

I live with me spouse
My very big spouse in the country
Necking gravy chips and peas
That�s the food she eats In the country

She drinks a gallon of pils
But the weight she spills in the country
Have a ham and pickle balm
That�ll keep her calm in the country

In the country (Whoa)
In the country (Whoa)
In the country

[Guitar Solo]

In the country (Whoa)
In the country (Whoa)
In the country

I live with me spouse
My very big spouse in the country
Necking gravy chips and peas
That�s the food she eats In the country

She has a gallon of pils,
Most of which she spills, in the country
Have a ham and pickle barm
That�ll keep her calm in the country

In the country (Whoa)
In the country (Whoa)
In the country
Thanks to Andy W for sending these lyrics in, and Martyn for the correction.