Crap Shokin' Beats

by The Chemical Toilet Brothers

based on Block Rockin' Beats By The Chemical Brothers

Played on the The Breakfast Show (9/4/97). I hope this is correct but I was in Ireland at the time of broadcast and the reception is awful there so I couldn't hear it very well. If I am wrong anywhere please email me.

Lard: Give us one of them Crap Shokin' Beats,
      Oi, Give us one of them Crap Shokin' Beats,
Mark: What, you talking to me?
L:    Of course you're the drummer,
      Give us one of them Crap Shokin' Beats,
M:    I'm just about ready to spend a penny,
      Orh, oorrh, orrhh, ooorrrhhh
      (farty noise followed by the toilet flushing)
      Orh that got it.
L:    Give us one of them Crap Shokin' Beats,
M:    No bother fat lad,
L:    Give us one of them Crap Shokin' Beats,
M:    Another one of them beats? All right,
      (beeping sound)
L:    What's that?
M:    You've left the chip pan on and set fire to the chuffin
      smoke alarm you fat tosspot.
L:    Give us one of them Crap Shokin' Beats,
      (crap drum beat)
L:    Bloody hell, that's shocking,
M:    Do you not like that one?