Played on 16/12/92
Mark: The time has come for me to say, "Welcome to this Hit The North show", Lard: It's nearly twenty past ten on Wednesday already, Mark: We couldn't think of a good way to start the bleedin' show, Lard: So we're doing the same old crap as you can see, Mark: Oh, How much mileage can you get out of this bobbins tune, Lard: We've wheeled it out several time before, Mark: We're clapped out nackered and the wrong side of thirty, Lard: But we don't give a monkeys any more. Lard: It's getting very near the festive season type thing, Mark: Group sex under the mistletoe and all that jazz, Lard: We want to, get drunk, and play, nudie twister, Mark: We'd much rather be out there on the razz, There's a guitar solo here, I'll turn the mikes off. Lard: Go on then. [Spoken bit during Guitar Solo] Mark: It's bobbins in here in'it? Lard: Oorh Mark: It's a flipin khazi, Lard: I'll tell you what, every Wednesday, it does your head in dun'it Mark: I'd much rather be out, you know, We could be pullin' some crackers tonight, Cos I've got a nice box, I bought some fairy lights and I've got a nice box. Lard: I've heard that, just put a long record on we'll go for a pint. Mark: We could do couldn't we, well just sing the other verse and then we'll, then we'll think about it. Go on you start, Lard: Put the mikes on. Mark: Go on, go on, right. [Singing starts again] Lard: Still we are highly disciplined professionals to the end, Mark: We still come across as two eager young pups, Lard: The reason, we turn up, from week to soddin' week, Both: Is because we know we're going to get wedged up.
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