Mark Radcliffe and Lard Sounds

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Here are a load of Mark & Lard sound Samples, you can find a lot of them spread about the site but they are all bundled here if you want them. If you find any that do not work then please email me.

.WAV Samples

These samples are fairly good quality, but there may be the odd crackles. If You have Windows 95/98 then they are perfect for adding sound effects to it. They are big, but loads of you asked for them so here some are.

Ack, Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack(181kb)(ST)
Arse!(6kb)
Billy Bollock Chops(10kb)
Bu Bum! (7kb)
Bu Bum! Cookin On Gas Already(42kb)
Cobblers (6kb)
Competition Time(128kb)
Creaky Noise Made By The Vinyl Vault(45kb)
David Bowie Erection Sound Effect (11kb)
Delgit Fuje Nil Grabus Scrotumus(27kb) - Billy Bollock Chop Family Motto
Fancy A Brew (9kb)
Fanfare, Mark's Normal One & Lard's Funny Speed One(200kb)
Fanfare, Never Ending One(489kb)
Foxy, Pady!(27kb)
Get To Bed! (Shouty One) (8kb)
Get To Bed (Sexy Style) (19kb)
Get To College!(76kb)(ST)
Get To Work!(70kb)(ST)
Good Call(7kb)
Hello To You All From The North(23kb)
Hit The North Intro Jingle (25kb)
Hiya Mark (9kb)
Ho Ho!(9kb)
I Couldn't be Arsed(32kb)(ST)
I'll See Ya In Court(16kb) - Said by Lard
It`s Believable(35kb)
Lard`s Drumming(63kb)
Lard Fart (1kb)
Let Me At Em(9kb)
Long Lard Fart (33kb)
Lard`s Tour Desk Music (165kb)
Lard Will You Shut Up For Christ`s Sake!(33kb)
Must Get Some Oil For This Door(37kb)
Ner Ner Na Ner Ner. And Indeed, Ner(196kb)(ST)
Oh, that is Bobbins That(92kb)(ST)
Oooh My Life(13kb)
See Yer Again(10kb)
Shite(44kb)(ST)
Tight As A Duck's Arse(12kb)
That`s The Bunny(9kb)
The BBC Early Show, The Vibe On The Street Is Massive(52kb)
Wakey Waaaa, Alright, Keyyy(111kb)
Wasn't That A Long Record, My Gramaphone Needle was Right up the Little Dogs Arse(255kb)(ST)
We`re Goin` Home In A F***** Ambulance (68kb)
What's On The Clock Cock?(13kb)
What You Been Up To Then(14kb)
Wize Words!(39kb)
Wrong! (85kb)(ST)
You Can Stop Up If You Like..(86kb)

(ST) - Stereo Sample (provided by Adrian Graham)