Single Bloke, I don`t wanna be a single bloke, I wouldn`t mind mind a lover, And I`m looking forward to a very nice poke ...ahontas video Don`t want a hand shandy on my own again tonight, And I refuse to wear to wear those crotchless tights. Single Bloke, I don`t wanna be a single bloke, I haven`t had a snog since that central heating engineer from stoke, Didn`t know his name but we had a bloody good night, I Stoked up his boiler and lit his pilot light. Single Bloke, I don`t wanna be a single bloke, I`m so desperate I could do it with an artichoke, Scrawn you know artichokes no substitute for a hairy crack, Well blumin` heck, suppose I`ll have to have that fat tosser back, Single Bloke, I don`t wanna be a single bloke.
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