Played on Hit The North - 18/8/93
Mark: Well yes dear listeners, This week normal service has been resumed, There'll be no need for tossing in the bed, That nice Marc Riley tries his feeble best I suppose, But last weeks show was quite blatantly an utter shed, Lard: Oh, if I could interject at this here point Mr Radcliffe, Mark: Of course. Lard: I think you'll find that last week's show was very good, Mark: Hmm, Lard: So why don't you go forth and as they say multiply, Disappear up a darkened alleyway with your hood, Mark: (gasp) Oh Lard, you big nosed get, You've got a blinkin' cheek, Lard: Don't think so, Mark: To cast aspersions on a big star just like me, Lard: You say so, You're a twit, Mark: And you're an it, Lard: And you think you're 'ere, Mark: But at least I'm not a stagnant pool of wee, Lard: That's true. [Spoken bit during Guitar Solo] Mark: Guitar solo, Anyway it was a good show last week was it? Lard: It was alright, a bit laddish, you know, had Hookey in, and you know and Andy Roar. Mark: It's nice for me to leave it in a safe pair of hands I think, I'm sure you did a good job. Lard: Well it was alright, but it wasn't as good as when you do it, How was your holiday anyway? Mark: It was great, I went to my Mums in Blackpool Went up the tower, Both: All that, Mark: On the fairground Both: All that, Mark: Down to the Sandcastle Both: All.. Mark: Hey last verse, last verse [Singing starts again] Mark: So why don't you curl up and die you useless croc of [horn sound effect], Lard: Well you can go [horn] yourself up your [horn], Mark: You're a [horn] Lard: And you're a [horn] Mark: And you're a [long horn] Both: But at least we're still good buddies underneath. Lard: Oh, [horn].
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